Fuckdangler

A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.

Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.

“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”

by C L G June 13, 2020

Fuckbuncle

a situation in wich you are fucked, no matter your decision or direction

There is no correct way out.

Today's situation was debatable but either way I went it turned into a fuckbuncle.You find yourself in a fuckbuncle relationship,argument or location.

by tswmso September 19, 2020

fuckbuncle

Any situation in which you are screwed by any direction you choose to turn.
No decision made helps you.
A person who fucks up every single thing they can.

Joe is a fuckbuncle, he has jacked up everyone's day by opening his mouth.

by tswmso September 30, 2020

Fucknuncle

A term for your uncle who is an absolute Fuck Knuckle.

Zen: Uncle Pete is coming today, he annoys the fuck out of me.
Dad: Yeah he is a dead set Fucknuncle.

by RakuTheLegend April 28, 2021

fucktangle

The geometric shape of something that has been smashed beyond recognition.

That truck used to be a rectangle until the dumbass crashed it, now it's a fucktangle.

by q359 July 25, 2023

fuckwangle

To arrange sex, marital or otherwise via scheming or other underhanded methods.

"She told me not to worry about coming out for a few beers with you and not to rush home"...
"You think she's fuckwangled you?"
..."Well now I do!"

by Marash1979 April 7, 2024

fuckugler

A way of saying something nice to someone else.

Thank you for my burger fuckugler

by fuckuglermaker August 2, 2025