Erection

"I'm blushing so hard right now...in my dick"
"Trump that's what you call an erection"
"Whatever Ivana, let's keep fucking! I wanna put my small loan of a million dollars somewhere you can never withdraw it from again ;) "
by TheGrinReaper March 03, 2016
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Erection

Chang: "Who are you voting for in the erection?"
by girondinho February 09, 2009
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Erection

When a guy is horny and his dick gets big.
Umm sir, it's quite obvious that you have an erection. My kids are here.
by Bigboibigcock November 08, 2019
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Erection

Girl: oh my gosh! His rock is soooo big!
Girl2: mhm!
Man: you mean a penis having a erection?
Trannie: I wish I still had one ;c
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Erection

What happens to a man when he thinks about hot girls
Man: 8=====================================================================>
Really hot girl: Wow that's a huge erection!
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 15, 2021
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Erect


1. Straight and vertical: In an upright position.

2. Physiology firm and rigid: Stiff and swollen as a result of being filled with blood, e.g. when sexually aroused.

3. Right side up: Describes an optically produced image that is right side up and not inverted.

4. To build a structure from basic parts and materials.

5. To fix something in an upright position.

6. To bring an organization, system, or theory into being.

7. To draw or construct a line or figure on a given base.
1. An erect plant stem.
2. An erect penis.
3. An erect picture.
4. The building was erected in 1885.
5. Fixing things..
6. The corporation erected a new legal department to deal with mergers and acquisitions.
7. Drawing an erect graph.
by Jafje April 10, 2007
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erection

The male penis in full strength flow, especially annoying when in the company of friends or at the swimming pool. It can be delt with by the below example.
This damn erection just won't go down, im going to take it into the bathroom and give it such a beating it'll think twice about coming out again
by bean March 05, 2003
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