When a
man attends Easter Sunday mass, (most often against his will by force of
family, significant other etc.) he will quickly become incredibly disinterested and will look elsewhere to pass the time. It is at this moment that he realizes all the
female parishioners dressing in their " Easter Sunday best" (i.
e. dressing as promiscuously as possible despite the
irony of attending church). It is important to note that this is one of the first times all year where the temperature permits the wearing of scantily clad clothing. After this phenomenon has been noted by the male, he will then begin to seek out the best looking women among the parish whom are dressed slutty as fuck, and begin to daydream about
fucking the shit out of them. It is by this, and only this process, that the
man is able to maintain his sanity during the mass. In some cases, the male might even take mental images for his spank bank.
Mike 1: Easter's coming up
man, my lady's gonna make me go to church.
Shit.
Mike 2: At least you have the easter egg
cunt to look forward to!