The most amazing person ever,he will come in the room say something stupid about you and you will just laugh and say you to he is cute his face is something you will want to see every day :) :)
Hey did you hear what Deyson i want to get mad but it was so funny and true.
I know he called me a retard and i was like how did you know?
I know he called me a retard and i was like how did you know?
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by Atari April 6, 2004
Get the Jeremy Dyson mug.when someone doesn't take the default politically correct rhetorical position of their own stance in discussing a political issue. It leads to a false perception of cognitive dissonance by their audience, when in fact the person is abandoning rhetoric and examining the issue without rhetorical bias. It leads to an ally of a cause to be seen as the enemy for not falling in line with automatically assumed rhetorical positions.
When Bob argued the following, "I am a full supporter of gender equality. However, the SCUM Manifesto doesn't help the feminist cause. Many feminists become just as bad as chauvinists, when their responses to sexism become just as polemic," he was seen as criticizing feminism, creating rhetorical dissonance. Another example is the following: "Gay rights are very important, and they should be equal. That being said, the APA has established that orientation changes over a lifetime. The reality is that some people can and do choose to be gay, not that there's anything wrong with that."
by ideomotion October 21, 2010
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by Weltgeist March 13, 2011
Get the dissonant mug.A dance move derived from the hand drying action of a Dyson Airblade.
Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90° angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.
However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).
The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.
The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.
Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90° angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.
However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).
The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.
The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.
*During the start of 'No Problem' - Chase & Status*
Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"
!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"
Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"
!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"
by Grand Master Skank March 14, 2011
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2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it
3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)
2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it
3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)
1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.
2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.
3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.
3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
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