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The most amazing person ever,he will come in the room say something stupid about you and you will just laugh and say you to he is cute his face is something you will want to see every day :) :)
Hey did you hear what Deyson i want to get mad but it was so funny and true.

I know he called me a retard and i was like how did you know?
by Jillian Fucktard November 6, 2017
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Jeremy Dyson

the non-acting member of the League of Gentlemen, sticks to writing and producing the material. Amateur magician.
Jeremy Dyson didn't invent the Dyson vacuum cleaner
by Atari April 6, 2004
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rhetorical dissonance

when someone doesn't take the default politically correct rhetorical position of their own stance in discussing a political issue. It leads to a false perception of cognitive dissonance by their audience, when in fact the person is abandoning rhetoric and examining the issue without rhetorical bias. It leads to an ally of a cause to be seen as the enemy for not falling in line with automatically assumed rhetorical positions.
When Bob argued the following, "I am a full supporter of gender equality. However, the SCUM Manifesto doesn't help the feminist cause. Many feminists become just as bad as chauvinists, when their responses to sexism become just as polemic," he was seen as criticizing feminism, creating rhetorical dissonance. Another example is the following: "Gay rights are very important, and they should be equal. That being said, the APA has established that orientation changes over a lifetime. The reality is that some people can and do choose to be gay, not that there's anything wrong with that."
by ideomotion October 21, 2010
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dissonant

discordant or a harsh and inharmonious sound

A dis-harmonic note of music that sounds awkward
i.e. the dissonant sound you make when you find out
gas prices are going up even higher at an alarming
rate! O.o %#@X! Jezz@%XSus!!
by Weltgeist March 13, 2011
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Dyson Sweep

A dance move derived from the hand drying action of a Dyson Airblade.

Only occurring just prior to a 'bassline drop'. The move consists of rising both arms slowly with both wrists limp and at a 90° angle, the duration of the rise is dependent on the length of the drop.

However if the drop is of a sizeable length there is the optional act of pre-washing the hands (made by ringing hands together) and soap dispensing (an up and down pump with one hand).

The move is then completed with a full 'skanking' when the tune finally drops.

The move is best done in synchronization with a group of people, and is scheduled to be a big move in the dubstep scene.
*During the start of 'No Problem' - Chase & Status*

Leader: "get ready for the drop boy's...Dyson sweep!"

!st Commander: "It's a long drop boss, this calls for optional pre-wash!!"
by Grand Master Skank March 14, 2011
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cocknitive dissonance

1. When a man really wants to have sex with a woman but knows he shouldn't because she's involved, too crazy, related, etc.

2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it

3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)
1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.

2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.

3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
by xanadoodle March 27, 2017
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Dyson

Dyson is a sweet and caring guy. He always looks to help others and is well respected by everyone. You can always find a person named dyson through the clouds and past the rainbow because of his shining personality. He'll be located in the pot of gold where everything else is sparkling just like him.
Dyson- I wonder where my toothpick is

Dave- I don't know dyson, you must've lost it
by Bitchybootyqueen August 29, 2017
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