dicksnack

adj.; Basically, a snack of dick, used mostly to describe an act of idiotness (usually abbreviated by "snack")

He locked his keys in his car.....
1.) ..what a dicksnack
2.) ..what a snack move

by hahnimalia July 7, 2005

dicksmashed

The act of annihilating another opponent in any form of competition

Hey, you guys lookin' to get dicksmashed?

by smacks555 February 25, 2011

Dickswag

Swagger from thy penis.

Bro #1: Yo Luan, how's you and your girl?
Bro #2: Pretty good, she gave me some serious bopping last night.
Bro #1: Whoa, dickswag!

by jizzmaster5k April 10, 2011

Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.

Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.

by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020

dicksmash

when you smash yo girl face wit yo dick SON!!!!!

IM ABOUT TO DICKSMASH YOU

by Ashton_Bombardment February 17, 2017

dicksmash

n. being worthy of a direct strike to the temple by a large phalic object. Examples include an inflatable penis or banana.

"Holy crap! I can't believe you just did that... you are such a dicksmash!"

by Robert Ricochet September 24, 2005

Dicknastics

The act of a very small woman, maybe a dwarf or japanese lady, performing all sorts of athletic feats on the erect penis of a large male.

'Oh my god last night. That geisha in Bangkok sure is good at dicknastics

by sbfssdgdsg December 31, 2009