Bro #1: Yo Luan, how's you and your girl?
Bro #2: Pretty good, she gave me some serious bopping last night.
Bro #1: Whoa, dickswag!
Bro #2: Pretty good, she gave me some serious bopping last night.
Bro #1: Whoa, dickswag!
by jizzmaster5k April 10, 2011
Get the Dickswag mug.1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.
1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
*Jem misses a shot*
"DickShag-United"
Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?
Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.
Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.
Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.
Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*
*Jem misses a shot*
"DickShag-United"
by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017
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One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."
Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."
by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007
Get the Dickwaggle mug.when you shake your dick to remove any waterlogged urine remaining on the tip of your penis after taking a piss/shit.
Ryland - "You almost done taking a piss yet?"
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."
Andres - "Hold on, gotta give it a quick dickwag so I don't get any piss down my leg."
by bubastis May 2, 2009
Get the dickwag mug.This one time, my friends and I got really drunk and played a game of dickswap (the surgical art of swapping dicks).
by SMOT April 3, 2010
Get the dickswap mug.Whenever a girl does something retarded you can call her a dickswab. It's the counter to douchebag.
"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"
"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?
"Annette, stop being such a dickswab!"
"Why is Alexa a dickswab every time she drinks"?
by Corey CA November 24, 2010
Get the Dickswab mug.A pestering, dogged, or annoying person who causes stress or commotion in one's life. Synonyms: pest, busybody
by Snjr7e923 November 24, 2006
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