dicksnack

adj.; Basically, a snack of dick, used mostly to describe an act of idiotness (usually abbreviated by "snack")

He locked his keys in his car.....
1.) ..what a dicksnack
2.) ..what a snack move

by hahnimalia July 7, 2005

Dickstick

A measuring device that every man has to measure the length of his penis. Could be a ruler, a yardstick, or something else with a predetermined size. Rarely seen or admitted to, but in the possession of most men.

"I woke up with such bad wood this morning that I had to grab my dickstick and see what the damage was."

by knight_visionn December 6, 2009

Dickspace

Social network for people rejected by Facebook. Frequent users range from Insomniacs to Pornstars. Originally started by Shaktimaan. Main use is for porn and bitching.

Joe: Fuck Facebook, it's a bunch of useless people competing for popularity under the delusion that by winning they actually will get respect.

Shaktimaan: That's why you should join Dickspace! It's for people that want to talk, jack off, and not sleep at the same time!

by unrealguy2004 August 6, 2009

dickjackathon

A marathon of masturbation, usually resulting in several hours of non stop meat beating.

Dude! Last night I finally bought a PornHub account and had a dickjackathon.

by Chief Big-Dick Supreme October 31, 2017

Dickstachio

A penis that has been gingerly laid accross a man or womans top lip while they are asleep.

Good morning sunshine....nice dickstachio!

by Mr. Fuss-a-lot July 23, 2011

dicksmack

a stupid person, or imbecile.

Yo! Dicksmack, stop hitting yourself.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

dickback

A mix of a darty and a kickback; i.e. a chill party but during the day. A dickback includes drinking, but no one is necessarily drunk.

Hey man, are you going to Steve's on Saturday? It's supposed to be wild.

Idk, I heard it's more of a dickback, but it should be chill.

by hahahhahahahhahahhahaha July 18, 2017