dicknast

A person that honks the horn at you in he parking lot of the mall.

Hey dicknast where would you like me to go?

by Mjg_numero1 September 17, 2016

dickfast

The meal that comes between Dinner and Breakfast. Brunch is the meal between Breakfast and Lunch. Since Breakfast comes first, it is used as the first part of the word and since lunch comes second, it is used as the second part of the word.

We closed down Anna's Caddyshack so we got cheesesticks for dickfast.

by Collin Danielle Ailisa Ian April 22, 2007

dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

dicktaster

Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.

She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.

by GlazeHer June 19, 2016

dicktaste

An experience received after kissing a girl who sucked one of your buddies dicks

Hey Morgan, how did my discktaste last night?

by Cheez February 7, 2003

Dicktastic

To make such a dick move that it requires a new category

Jukes and Ada didn't know why they were gonna do at Michaels so ben told them to get two xbox controlers from Colins without telling them they were going to Michaels even tho Colin and Michael are good friends. what a dicktastic move

by Baby Roth February 28, 2010

Dickmaster

A sarcastic term used to describe a gay person who reckons they are a champ... (or a person that just looks gay)

Yeah your a fucking dickmaster...

by Anonymous May 20, 2003