One who closes cunts
One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
One who is an extreme turnoff to girls, causing their vagina to contract as not to let cock come in and play
"Dude I think Lauren wants it!" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus
"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
"Only cuntclosers would think that.." says da Jaus
"Dude I hate when you get a boner and then you wanna get out of a pool." says Mike
"So it's okay to have the boner in the pool?" says da Jaus
"Yea, nobody can see it" says Mike
"Only cuntclosers would say that..." says da Jaus
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Megan Carter has the biggest cuntalizer I have ever seen.
Damn look at that fat cuntalizer!
Megan Carter has the biggest cuntalizer I have ever seen.
Damn look at that fat cuntalizer!
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After microwaving the melon to the appropriate temperature and drilling a hole to allow for insertion, John enjoyed an evening of passionate conversation with his cuntelope.
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