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Caticide

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When you give up on life and all that you have is a can of tuna and 4 cats. Shove the tuna up your ass and hope they eat you to death in your sleep.
Mike didn’t have a noose handy so he committed caticide instead. He was so jealous of Brooks, he couldn’t go on living.
by Flexo Rodriguez November 9, 2018
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Crackcident

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An accident directly involoved with or caused by the excessive usage of any illicit substance.
Joe was running down the street after an excessive weekend of partying and tripped over his own feet and had a crackcident.
by Your Pirate Santa January 3, 2007
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Crackcident

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The unintentional exposure of one's butt cleavage while bending over in low-rise jeans.
Bob saw Becky bending down to grab her purse and couldn't help but notice she was having a crackcident.
by Michaeladt January 8, 2009
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situation in which blackberry ("crackberry") user runs into someone or something because he/she is focused on reading or texting and not paying attention to the world and surrounding environment.
I had a craccident at the Starbucks yesterday while tyring to respond to my client and drink my double espresso, and ended up denting my fender.
by vegasmp October 9, 2008
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Crackcident

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This is when you smoked way to much crack and you have to stay away from people for a while till you come back down to earth or people can understand what your saying
Where's Tina, oh she's at the Emergency Psych Unit recovering, I think she had a crackcident.
by ememememememememememem August 30, 2007
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carbicide

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First seen on facebook, by member: Kari Sheridan,

is the act of not eating carbs, or disallowing any carbs from entering your body. Saying "NO" to any/all GOOD food with any carbs in them. FYI Carbs are the little bustards that make your ass fat. (it sure ain't the booze ya know).
Kari, fed up with the way life was treating her body weight decided to commit carbicide.
by facebookfriend July 10, 2009
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craicident

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"It was a craicident"
by Wigger December 5, 2017
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