A group of retards that have no ambitions in life, that will grow up to be losers unless they escape before midnight on their 18th birthday.
What are those tards doin'? O' that's just the lame as colorguard! South Florida is over run by them... gross!
by I escaped in time... April 24, 2010
A form of entertainment, usually part of a marching band, that involves using props and incorporating different styles of dance. While college-level colorguard requires an intensive amount of practice and ability, high school colorguard girls are essentially the equivalence of pompom/pom-pon or cheerleading rejects.
P1: "Did you see that picture of the colorguard girls on the marching band's Facebook page?"
P2: "Oh, yeah. Some of them aren't exactly the best looking..."
P1: "I heard they only joined since they weren't good enough for the poms squad."
P2: "I bet they just wanted to get with the band guys and didn't have enough musical talents to be actually part of the band."
P2: "Oh, yeah. Some of them aren't exactly the best looking..."
P1: "I heard they only joined since they weren't good enough for the poms squad."
P2: "I bet they just wanted to get with the band guys and didn't have enough musical talents to be actually part of the band."
by encyclowikitionpedia October 30, 2011
A group of highly talented teenage girls. They must be able to dance, spin various pieces of equipment, hold their head up and portray emotion, and march in time, and pretend that its not negative 100 degress outside. It is the colorguard's job to bring life to a piece of music. They must be able to use their bodies, along with their equipment, to give the music a personality. Contrary to popular belief, they are not the rejects of the Cheerleader, the dance team, ext. Any guard girl could stand in front of a crowd and scream "Go Team Go!" however I really doubt a cheerleader could pick up a rifle, throw a quad, and catch it, all while holding your head high and portraying the emotion of the show. Many members of the band/drumline like to blame the colorguard when the band/drumline does bad, however, it is usually not their fault. I say usually because every group, band, colorguard, && drumline, will have a bad show sometime. Putting that aside though, it is the colorguard's ability to come back from a bad show and be 10X fiercer then last week that makes them so freakin' ah-mazing. Never try to understand a conversation between guard girls. Being in a colorguard mean developing the best friendships ever and therefore, many inside jokes that you will never understand. In conclusion, colorguard is ah-mazing && anyone who gets on here and says they aren't should just go ahead and go have sexual intercourse with themselves, mkay? No, really, just do it!
by Colorguard is fierce! April 02, 2008
+. an amazing activity where great choreography movements and the use of a flag, sabre, or rifle make an excellent show.
+. takes lots of practice.
+. have to learn how to march, jazz run, stay on count, memorize every movement, be prepared for the worst, get to places in a limited amount of counts, toss, drop-spins, plus be graceful during it all.
+. being a guardie is a great part of life. i wouldnt trade it for anything.
+. i dont know if id call it a sport. we do compete just like cheerleaders. so i suppose if cheerleading is a sport so is guard.
+. takes lots of practice.
+. have to learn how to march, jazz run, stay on count, memorize every movement, be prepared for the worst, get to places in a limited amount of counts, toss, drop-spins, plus be graceful during it all.
+. being a guardie is a great part of life. i wouldnt trade it for anything.
+. i dont know if id call it a sport. we do compete just like cheerleaders. so i suppose if cheerleading is a sport so is guard.
by guardie-girl July 13, 2004
A Kid who's confident, loud and most certainly didn't want to be a cheerleader.
Guy Guard Member:
He can be gay, but not always. He's strong, graceful and is always surrounded by 40 girls. He has real balls to go up infront of tons of people and do amazing shit to only get critisized.
Girl Guard Member:
A pretty and outgoing girl. She's sweet and helpful to anyone who wants to learn about guard. There loyal and care about they're guard family.
They are all amazing, and are a huge family along with the marching band :)
Guy Guard Member:
He can be gay, but not always. He's strong, graceful and is always surrounded by 40 girls. He has real balls to go up infront of tons of people and do amazing shit to only get critisized.
Girl Guard Member:
A pretty and outgoing girl. She's sweet and helpful to anyone who wants to learn about guard. There loyal and care about they're guard family.
They are all amazing, and are a huge family along with the marching band :)
Damn, Those Colorguarders stick together.
That's stephy, she's a Colorguarder.
Look at how graceful those Colorguarders are!
That's stephy, she's a Colorguarder.
Look at how graceful those Colorguarders are!
by SmileKid16 May 04, 2010
One Step!
One Tempo!
One Beat!
One Spin!
One Movement!
One Motivation!
One Voice!
One Objective!
One Aim!
One Ambition!
One Incentive!
One Dream!
One Goal!
One Guard!
One Tempo!
One Beat!
One Spin!
One Movement!
One Motivation!
One Voice!
One Objective!
One Aim!
One Ambition!
One Incentive!
One Dream!
One Goal!
One Guard!
by Keikoku July 14, 2006
"C-H-E-E-R-L-E-A-D-E-R-S! CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS CHEERLEADERS!"< THE BAND
"B-A-N-D! BAND BAND BAND!"<CHEERLEADERS
"Why don't they spell out marching band?"< colorguard member
"too long for them." colorguard member 2
"B-A-N-D! BAND BAND BAND!"<CHEERLEADERS
"Why don't they spell out marching band?"< colorguard member
"too long for them." colorguard member 2
by unknown guard member June 16, 2007