Clickety-clack

Just another word for clickety clackety; that is making noise through typing on a computer keyboard.

Darren: Two tickets to Denver, Colorado please!
Norah (Flight Agent): *clickety-clack*. No problem sir. I found a flight. You're all booked!

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Kelly: Could you please find out how many PTOs I have left this year?
Katherine (H.R. Agent): Sure thing! *clickety-clack* It says here you got one week left.

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Jason: *clickety-clack* The Sword of Shannara! That's the first book in the Shannara series.
Laura: What about the author's other series about the lawyer who becomes a king?
Jason: *clickety-clack* The Magic Kingdom of Landover. Here, take the keyboard. The library search engine is quite easy to use. What is yet another series by that same author?
Laura: *clickety-clack* The Word and the Void.

by OffBeatDrummer November 23, 2020

Clackamas Claw

Female hairstyle popularized by disgraced former figure skater Tonya Harding, characterized by bangs shellacked with hairspray that stick straight out from the forehead before arching downward, like eagle talons. The hair is frequently over-bleached (fried), with substantial dark roots.

Named after a semi-rural lower-middle class suburb of Portland, Oregon, frequently referred to as "Crack-a-my-ass", the style is mostly sported by skanky meth-skinny pickup truck drivers.

I was slumming it at Clackamas Town Center, and this mall rat cowgirl waitress at Claim Jumper almost put my eye out with her Clackamas Claw when she bent over to serve me my rotisserie chicken.

by PDXS March 28, 2010

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

by LZ22 October 17, 2019

Cracksnackler

Someone who eats ass with such gusto that the friction from their face on the hairy crack region causes razor burns

The rash on that chicks face is from being a cracksnackler

by Davedale August 6, 2019

boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

If you're seeing this, then you probably searched "urban dictionary is written by you", and then saw a cheeky little text button saying "BOOST YOUR DISCORD SERVER ON URBAN DICTIONARY IN JUST 3 CLICKS!". Your human brain then has a neuron activation. "I like urban dictionary, and I like discord. OH! I know! I shall combine my two passions to make one big passion!"
If you've searched this then you have a predictable monkey brain. Period. Face the truth, sunshine!

Sam: Bro, you should boost your discord server on urban dictionary in just 3 clicks

Chad: The door is over there, you pathetic dopamine-centered hippie

by huggethibbler March 24, 2023

Clickster

Someone with way too much time on their hands who gets a cheap thrill by clicking on Google Adsense, Google Adword and other Sponsored Ads on searches and websites that he knows will cost that company a paid click even tho he has no intention of checking out the site or the product. Especially likes to click on sites belonging to larger companies or porn sites, with the click representing a little f*ck you to that company.

When a clickster has nothing better to do, a clickster does random Google searches and clicks on the paid ads to cost those companies a few cents each.

by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2009

Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

by Stutley February 24, 2005