Goonsplosion 

A large orgasm from masturbation.

Yesterday when I was jacking off, I swear I had a goonsplosion.

Goonsplosion by bus stop slinky September 25, 2025

Gooner 

a person who jerks off to female cartoon characters frequently

Person A : you know that Oliver guy right? He's a gooner
Person B : yeah i've heard about him, he keeps jerking off to gumball's mom
Person A : idk but as i can tell his parents never loved him.

Gooner by Diicho September 26, 2025

GoonSquad 

A group, large or small, of gooner gents practicing the act of gooning together.

“Hey Bobby! Me and John are assembling the GoonSquad after the bar. You gooning with the GoonSquad or naw?

GoonSquad by HarrietBawls September 28, 2025

goonmonth 

The goonmonthis a month that randomly gets picked every year where people goon 24/7 for an entire month. Everyone gets to the end of the month gets a copy of the video game "Five nights at Diddy's". The ones that did the best get a copy of Balarke's "Goon tape".

example: Do you participate in the goonmonth?

goonmonth by Bajamazz September 29, 2025

Gooner 

A navy sailor who pretends to work but really ain’t doing much.

Marsalis is such a gooner, he’s been walking around with that broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.

Gooner by Haha-Man September 30, 2025

Goonfest

When someone goons to a lot of people at one time

Trevor was having a goonfest when michael got to his house

Goonfest by Gyatmaster October 3, 2025

Goonhog 

Ma weiner

Strokin my goonhog all day every day.

Goonhog by The haydero October 3, 2025