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Gooner
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A navy
sailor
who pretends to
work
but
really
ain’t doing much.
Marsalis
is such a gooner, he’s been
walking
around
with that
broom all day and never saw him make a pile of dirt.
by
Haha-Man
September 30, 2025
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