King Josh

The King of Joshtralia. Emperor of all things shiny. Ruler of everything under the sky. Quite popular among the children of Rhondda Cynon Taf, South Wales.

The person King Josh himself has been portrayed as a super cool legend of a man, with three cocks. But has also been described as an angry tyrant who offers great resistance to any brave or foolish soul that attemps to pass his doors, Block 4.

King Josh is the greatest person ever.

King Josh lies in bed all day on his laptop doing nothing.

King Josh by NotKingJosh January 25, 2010

Ceiling josh 

A tipical homo that likes to perv in on peoples "play time"

"ceiling josh is watching you masterbate"

or

"oh i wish i had the skills of a ceiling josh"

Ceiling josh by J2thebizzle January 15, 2008

Doing The Josh Hawley 

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.

He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.

Doing The Josh Hawley by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021

National Josh Day 

Like National Jose Day, National Josh Day is a celebration of all people named Josh. Go out and tell your local Josh how much you care!

Tristan: "Hey dude, guess what day it is?!"
Josh: "December 16th?"
Tristan: "Nah brah, National Josh Day! High Five!"

National Josh Day by Jorgen_Gohlos December 14, 2019

Rogan Josh 

Slang for a Blow Job AKA Nosh

Normally said down south but its creeping back up North

Cockney ryming at its best - Josh = nosh = Blow job - Fellatio

Went out last night and this bird gave me a Rogan Josh

Rogan Josh by Baron Rouge February 10, 2009

National feed Josh Day 

April 19th you feed a friend name Josh to show your appreciation for their love for food. Its customary to make a sandwich, share a debbie snack, or make a taco bell run with your chosen Josh.

Cooked dinner for family on National feed Josh Day only to invite that friend Josh to enjoy the delicious home cooked meal.

National feed Josh Day by RoguePanda May 28, 2018

Pulling A Josh 

While fingering a girl, you go too far North into the pee hole, and then too far South into the asshole, then the girl asks you to stop, resulting in people heckling you throughout your whole life and not ever being able to get a girlfriend. EVER.

Where is it, Oh no I'm Pulling A Josh.

Person A: Dude.. did you hear about the guy who pulled a Josh last night?
Person B: Yea man, I heard she had to tell him to stop
Person A: Man he is not going to forget this for the rest of his life

Pulling A Josh by Wazian February 16, 2008