Nuts on top 

Its like a front fruit basket where your nuts are literally over your penis.

When I got out of the shower I surpised my girlfriend with some nuts on top

Nuts on top by Jony_Pony March 24, 2009

Apple crunchy top 

Mrs Newells signature desert; succulent apples,crumbled biscuit and a good helping of Bogey mmmmmmm :P

Excuse Moie!!! today we are making apple crunchy top (torp!)

Apple crunchy top by ORGAZZaM August 14, 2009

American Muffin Top 

Even more severe English muffin top, where there is so much flab that it is impossible for the woman to look at her vagina and in more severe cases (if that's possible) it can even prevent sex. It is often said that if you hug a woman with an American muffin top she will always love you.

Bill: Hey, you see that girl with a muffin top.
Ben: American muffin top, yes
Bill Yeah, I heard that Jack hugged her!
Ben So that's why I see them snogging over there
Bill:... *stares with mouth open*

American Muffin Top by Mumble October 13, 2012

going up top 

Punch slap kick or hit you in the head and hurting you really bad.

Dude I told you stop playing with my money now I'm going up top on you to show you I mean business buster.

going up top by .Brad. June 5, 2016

Ogre the top 

To say something is overdone while making a reference to Shrek

Green is a bit OGRE THE TOP, don't you think?

Ogre the top by FroggoDoggo October 18, 2016

Rain drop drop top 

The opening phrase of the hip hop song "Bad and boujee ft. Lil Uzi Vert" by Migos.
This was quickly turned into a rather popular meme.
...
NOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT MEANS BUT IT'S PROVOCATIVE
IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING

1. Rain drop Drop top

Under your weave is a bald spot

2. Rain drop Drop top
My momma slapped me with a flip flop

Rain drop drop top by Arno From Belgium January 10, 2017

barber shop top 

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair

Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top

barber shop top by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017