walk job 

walk job when a man sits in a bathtub and puts just the head of his dick above water he then grabs a fly and pulls its wings off and places it on his dick head. the fly will walk around the edge of the water

i was taking a bath when a fly flew close enough to me that had the rare chance to perform a walk job on myself.

walk job by barfupious July 11, 2022

turbo ski job

It is essentially a standard ski job with except the one performing the act uses their mouth also. It feels really good.

Christy gives a killer turbo ski job.

turbo ski job by John Oates July 18, 2007

purple paint job

Sucking on ones penis to the point of serious purple like bruising on the head of the penis.

some bitch is offering a purple paint job on craigs list.

purple paint job by shasha34 February 1, 2010

Smokey Baloney Job 

Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.

Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.

Prostitute: Da fuck is that?

Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.

Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.

Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.

Smokey Baloney Job by mister4400 December 2, 2010

Highland Rim Job 

The act of getting your asshole licked while high on drugs, high up on top of a mountain or building, or, preferably, both.

Guy: "Since you are down there, I may as well get stoned."

Girl: "What for?"

Guy: "We are on top of a mountain and you are licking my ass. May as well make it a highland rim job."

Highland Rim Job by Ball & Oates August 2, 2012

Hilton Head Paint Job 

When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.

"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"

Hilton Head Paint Job by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

Pacific Rim Job 

Giving a rim job through a canned pinapple ring.

We had some pinapple rings leftover from the Easter ham so I gave my hot cousin a Pacific Rim Job

Pacific Rim Job by Mary Hasek March 26, 2017