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1.) a cousin that you know you are related to but you still think is hot and doable...and you suspect given the circumstances of drunkness you dont know what you would do.
Damn dude if I had a few beers I DONT KNOW WHAT I would do with my hot cousin!!
by Mike234234234 August 23, 2007
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The last piece of food on a platter that no one wants to take out of guilt or fear of getting shamed.

Everybody looks, but no one wants to touch it.
That last pig in a blanket was sitting there staring at me so I hot cousined that shit.
by Hungry Eye April 16, 2013
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