Definitions by Gregory3298

Hilton Head Paint Job 

When a participant in the exercise of relieving one's waste in the bathroom decides to otherwise go on the seat of the toilet. After that, they make sure to thoroughly distribute it by riding back and forth across the porcelain seat.

"Jay, what took you so long?"
"I was gently and carefully executing the method of the Hilton Head Paint Job!!!!!!!!"

Hilton Head Paint Job by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

Bare Mole Rat 

What a penis Looks like after a clean shave in a dirty public sink

"Just finished shaving"
"Lemme see that Bare Mole Rat!!!!"

Bare Mole Rat by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

The Daniel Fetish 

A fetish for people who rarely stop smiling, are Peurtorican, and have foot fetishes.

"Do I have The Daniel Fetish?"

The Daniel Fetish by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016

Sonic Weiner Method 

The method of giving a woman a orgasm with a one foot hotdog from Sonic while in the Sonic bathroom.

"Wanna go to sonic?"
"Ya I heard of the new Sonic Weiner Method"
"...sounds lit (rolling eyes back into head)"

Sonic Weiner Method by Gregory3298 July 27, 2016