Strangle a swan

Yo masturbate, jerk off, or choke the chicken. But in a way where it is less dirty and more about that special alone time....

Last night I saw this great video on pornhub and then proceeded to Strangle a swan

by EffectiveElm413 May 22, 2018

Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

strangle willy

1. a place in the UK
2. when your penis gets choked

he gave me a good ol strangle willy

by BritishBleach August 30, 2018

Strangulation Fetish

When a Valentin is horny and strangulates himself for the pure purpose of pleasure.

-"What ya doin'?"

Valentin: - "hanging 'round the wardrobe"

"He is dead, killed himself by the strangulation fetish"

by Peter Sack December 14, 2018

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019

Strangin

Strangin or arranging is the act of behaving in a wierd or creepy fashion. This can be applied to acting either disorderly or sexually when it's not appropriate.

P1: Have you noticed how Sam has been acting?
P2: yeah, he strangin for real.

by Akiramaister January 19, 2021

stranglehodling

The act of owning shares of GME and AMC and refusing to sell until they reach the moon.

"How did so many dumb Redditors manage to accumulate so many tendies?"

"They destroyed Wall Street by stranglehodling, sir."

by Jimboliciousssssss April 29, 2021