strangulate 

to place hands around the neck and squeeze, and then hold. similar to strangling, but strangulating is what real hard-asses and gangsters do.

If you bitches dont refuse to mate, Im gonna have to strangulate.

strangulate by C Grip September 19, 2005

Strangulate 

To masturbate with such a tight grip on one's penis that it is denied the oxygen it requires to function properly. Much like in a cartoon, the head turns blue over time. A two-handed grip is used, and it is an extrememely intense action to observe.

Mother: Billy, time for dinner!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!

Strangulate by CGrip October 2, 2005

strangulate 

1.)To strangle or choke
2.) -ed (strangulated): The act of being strangled, and/or asphyxiated.
3.) -ion (strangulation): Choking/inability to breathe.

1.) If you don't shut up, I'm going to strangulate you with a wire hanger.
2.) I ran my neck into the clothesline, and it felt like I was being strangulated.
3.) The girl who had an asthma attack was suffering from severe strangulation.

strangulate by ZeroSaber August 30, 2003

strangulate 

DFD (see DFD) has coined this term many times, and now has called it their own.

Verb - To strangle and choke a bitch

"Don't refuse to mate, or I'll have to strangulate!"

strangulate by Dr. K September 15, 2005

Strangulate 

Lose 16 team and personal arena rating over 5 seconds. 1.66 minute cooldown.

Strangulated, game over.

Strangulate by sdfasdfasdsdfasfdasdas June 3, 2009

strangulationship

when one side of the relationship asphyxiates the other by befriending every social contact, frequenting all the same locations, stalking online and ignoring repeated attempts of the victim to flee.

usually performed from behind as the victim didn't realize the relationship even existed, because there was only one social interaction

steve: so, are you and that chick dating now? she's all over your facebook and keeps showing up at our bar.

bob: no, we slept together once, and now i'm trying to break out of the hold.

steve: break out of the hold?

bob: yeah, strangulationship.

strangulationship by alainmke January 20, 2011

Spangulated 

In a state of utter extascy, most definitely past mashed.com sometimes you may lose the power of speech and not normally capable of sensible conversation, although there are some exceptions to that rule. On reaching the holy grail that is Spangulated, is is recognised as a personal achievemenst among many......its the way forward, and to be celebrated

Last night friends and I made it our missison to achieve a spangulated state, which was achieved as we feel we are very good at it (although there is always room for improvement) practise makes perfect which we fit in most weekends.

Spangulated by Zedstar30 November 28, 2012