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lap snorkeling 

When you suck on a guy's balls while seated or laying in between his legs. From his point of view, he can see just the top of your head and his boner sticking up, making it look like you're a snorkeler.
I passed out in my chair and when I woke up, Jenn was lap snorkeling me.
lap snorkeling by ahirebet July 19, 2010
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spring roll snorkeling 

Underwater penis hunting resulting in unsuspected blow job from a third party.
I was making out wit my girl in the lake and was surprised by a spring roll snorkeling, awesome!

Spocker with the joy stick 

So named for its resemblance to a traditional Vulcan greeting and the Starfleet officer who made it famous, the Spocker is a variation of the fingering technique most commonly referred to as “The Shocker.” As with its 3-fingered counterpart, the Spocker necessitates the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman’s vaginal opening. It is here, however, where the similarities end. Whereas the shocker would call for the insertion into the anus of the pinky finger only, the Spocker requires the interjection of both the pinky and ring fingers. It is the resulting “V” shaped finger spread that contributes so heavily to the technique’s moniker. Then the joystick is using your thumb to rub the clitoris at the same time.
i gave her the spocker with the joy stick! i bodly went where no man had gone before

spokeblowing 

Whenever a girl blows on the opposite sex's hemroids
Whenever Jill was going down on me. she started spokeblowing my ass!!
spokeblowing by Zach Ratcliffe December 27, 2005

Spore Whore 

A person male or female that will do anything or anyone for a few minutes on the video game spore.
Guy 1-Yo man that spore whore gave me his car for just fifteen minutes!

Guy 2-Oh shit man that's tight my Spore Whore... well she gave me something

Both-Alright!
Spore Whore by fieryeskimo351 November 3, 2008

Cock-Snorkeler  

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.
"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"
Cock-Snorkeler by bshan2001 October 12, 2008