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Snorkeler 

the snorkeler is a sexual act in which one sucks another persons genitals, to simulate snorkeling under water. This also involves blowing air out of one’s mouth to create a farting or queefing out of the others penis and or vagina.
I totally want to give that man a snorkeler on all his body parts.

Omg look this video of Corey doing the snorkeler on my favorite hole
Snorkeler by Mr. Finger Licking Good December 21, 2021
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Snorkeler 

A log of shit is so big and long that it partially sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl.
"I just took the biggest shit ever."
"How big?"
"It's a snorkeler."
"Jesus Christ."
Snorkeler by Mr. Brian December 29, 2023

seattle snorkeler 

The Seattle Snorkeler is when you enter hyperspeed mode when giving a rim job or just licking out a girl (or man) and then blow into the vagina or anus to make bubbles come out.
Girl: Hey i want you to do the Seattle Snorkeler on me KYR SP33DY!!

SP33DY: Let me get Deluxe, Nobody, And Jahova to help!

Seattle Snorkeler 

Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT
Seattle Snorkeler by tom sawww August 11, 2012

Seattle Snorkeler 

When in the shower, one person puts the breathing end of the snorkel into their mouth. The other person shoves the other end into their rectum and shits in the snorkel.
Can be done in human centipede form.
Bonus points if you're both wearing goggles.
KYR SP33DY and The Crew's favorite late night activity.
My girlfriend and I like it hot and kinky. Since we just got a new hot water heater, we decided to try a Seattle Snorkeler.
Seattle Snorkeler by Shortstak6 November 11, 2012

Seattle Snorkeler 

A woman jerks off a man into the end of a snorkel until a substantial amount of semen is stuck there. He then sticks the snorkel into her vagina/anus. He blows into the mouthpiece of the snorkel very hard so the cum gets launched into the vagina/anus.
Me: Me and my bitch did a Seattle Snorkeler last night.
John: Really? How much did you get in there?
Me:It filled nearly half the tube! And I cleaned the it!
John: Jesus, you must be a strong blower
Seattle Snorkeler by Braynwayv July 20, 2012

Cork Snorkeler 

Cock Sucker. (in polite company)
Adriana is a huge cork snorkeler in her free time...
Cork Snorkeler by Adrian Mendoza March 10, 2010
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