SPARE CHANGE

A man's ejaculate....aka cum

He tossed some Spare Change on her chest.

by Drew_Almighty January 21, 2005

speared

when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin

jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher

by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008

splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

by Sean May 13, 2005

spare

Spare = Dry aka Rubbish

"oh them trainers are spare mate"

"oi did you hear kev on radio last week? truss his mixing was spare"

by Slender March 2, 2004

Spare parts

= Boops

Boops had too many beers last night, he’s literally spare parts

by Boops August 7, 2022

splafe

What bob smoked

Song:Take it easy "scuse me while i light my splafe, oh god i gotta take~ a lift"

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Splart

Farting out blood and diarrhoea

Steven: "Smells like someone splarted"
Stoven: "How do you know what blood smells like"

by Murderous Jellybean April 13, 2015