Schlongg

1. A very abnorlmaly large Penis ( not abnormal narrow)

2. Very Large Penis that would tear vagina in two.

3.Johns Penis

1. Johns Penis is such a schlongg that you can see it through his cargo pants.

2.All I heard when Anne and John Fuck the first time was screaming, and not the good kind. He must have a Schlongg.

3. Johns Penis is a Schlongg, his gurlfriend told me.

by Hughes482 December 9, 2008

schlong sundae

A good sized penis dipped in ice cream with fudge (the kind you eat), whipped cream and a cherry on top.

Dude, I'm craving a schlong sundae.
Yeah...me too.

by Ashley McSchlong January 1, 2006

schlong monger

significant other; controller of teh penis

Schlong monger, where's my beer?

by black jesus May 1, 2003

schlongage

Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

by Satan's Cock August 3, 2006

schlonged

To be badly beaten

Clinton was schlonged by President Obama in 2008 - Donald Trump

by King_Charlemagne April 1, 2016

Touch Me In The Night When My Schlong Is Full Of Milk

what to say to your partner or slut when your penis is juicy and you know that it is a jug full'o'semen. often works best when about to go to sleep

Dean: Good night.
Lucy: Good night.
Dean:.....touch me in the night when my schlong is full of milk
Lucy.....okay....

by Mark McPants November 25, 2006

schlength

the length,or lach thereof, of a schlong/schlort.

my schlength is greater than yours ahahaha

by russ's_gf March 17, 2004