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hooker punch 

When an infamercial star decides to have a a night of fun and the hooker or insignificant other bites his penis and he punches the hooker in the face in response
It is fact that the ShamWoW guy has an insatiable appetite to hooker punch.

Hooker-Face 

The planet that holds home to all Whorgans. A planet made primarily of mountains of syphilis and rolling plains of Ghonorhea. Fun to visit, but be warned, once you visit you will be on anti-biotics for the remainder of your life. Most common illness on planet Hooker-Face is GhonasyphihepilAIDS (A, B, and C).
"Dang, that was fun, but after my trip to Hooker-Face I can no longer get rid of this rash!"
Hooker-Face by MegaMed April 5, 2010

hooker-bitch 

a word used to describe a girl that you really, really don't like, when "fat bitch" just won't suffice.
coming home from work to see your boyfriend in bed with your best friend, she is such a hooker-bitch!!!!
hooker-bitch by emma gough October 9, 2006

hooker spit 

Mixed Drink from Kent State Unversity originating from the Noizey Jackelopes consisting of:
warm milk
water
tequila
all in a single shot glass
My friend Alo decided to try some hooker spit and loved it.

Hey guys what do you want to do tonight?
IDK maybe take some shots of Hooker Spit!!!
hooker spit by Noizey Jackelops December 12, 2009

hooker red 

A lipstick, nail polish or slutty dress a shade of red that only a common street whore would be caught wearing. A red so good your balls will never go blue.
Did you see that hooker red lipstick she had on? What a skank.
hooker red by MICKREBA November 10, 2013

hooker pipe 

a pipe used to smoke "crack" cocaine. The pipe is usually crud in nature and can range from a re-configured pop can, glass pipes and of course any old solid metal material that may be lay'n about....
Oh Man!!! He was on that old "Hooker Pipe" the last 20 days smokin "crack" till he didn't know what to do with his'self
hooker pipe by Spike001 February 11, 2006