Chip Beard

A strip of facial hair made from monterey artichoke cheese dip and the crumbs from the bottom of a bag of Stacy's Pita Chips. Other variations include a sweet surprise of cream cheese and cheerios.
Brad was acting like such a dick today so when he passed out drunk we gave him a chip beard.
by Mediocrity May 27, 2013
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anal beard

The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.
"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."
by JOSAFOOWIS August 31, 2005
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bearded clam

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam
by gaz April 04, 2003
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Wigger Beard

An extremely thin, really gay looking beard resembling a chin strap. This is embodied by the Gotti boys and Jason from "The Hills". And white boys wearing tall tees.
I was chillin on the beach the other day and was wafted by a horrible hairspray smell, turned and looked at this kid with a wigger beard.
by So Faaannny August 14, 2006
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bearded clam

by nick April 11, 2003
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Beard of Shame

The beard that a man will grow after his girlfriend has broken up with him.

Used in the song Razor Burn by Lagwagon
"On the night she left me, facial hair grew miraculously, I dressed in black like Johnny Cash and grew this beard of shame."
by sean December 02, 2003
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study beard

The result of a guy not shaving for a week or two during finals.
Look at that guy's study beard--likely the result of him not shaving for a week or two during finals.
by Benjamin C. April 16, 2008
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