as good as gay

Straight person with gay fields of interest i.e person who has all the perks of a gay person while still being straight

He's into girls, but still as good as gay.

by Esteban666 August 28, 2007

As Forever Fades

A metalcore band that ripped my f**king face off at the Whitechapel show.

Me: Holy sh*t, who were those guys?
Everyone Else: F*cking, As Forever Fades

by hxcbeater March 12, 2010

as hard as nails

someone who is hard as nails seems to have no feelings such as fear or sympathy

John is as hard as nails - I've never even seen him smile.

by Angelik_B March 12, 2015

As nissed as a pewt

Spoonerism variation of As pissed as a newt implying not only that the afflicted person cannot walk straight, but also that they cannot talk straight!

Fred's as nissed as a pewt, he's practically legless.

by ud40 March 11, 2005

As per my previous email

Read your fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!

"As per my previous email, where I very clearly explained exactly what you just asked me yet again, read you fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!

by Negative The Creep June 29, 2018

as it were

a phrase used to sound cultured, especially when fellating a horse.

While i was sucking him off, as it were...

by jim slim jim jim gousche December 29, 2008

as good as dead

Being in a very bad situation with no way out

Billy: The principal told my mom that I hit someone
Joe: You're as good as dead

by UnfunnyBob July 28, 2016