Valencia High School

Second richest school in the Santa Clarita Valley, behind west Ranch. School is pretty laid back, a lot of rich kids, mostly white and asian with the occasional mexican and black. There are too many people selling weed but alot of kids are buying so its all good. Home to plenty of potheads. Really easy to get drugs at this school. Lots of hot girls. got some good sports programs. Almost everyone hates where they live who gos to Valencia High so they try to act like theyre from somewhere "cool" even though theyre just like everyone else.
There are groups like hippie type people, jocks, popular kids, vampires, blacks, asians (koreans), mexicans, then everyone else just blends in.

Kid: Ey dawg where can i get some bud?

Kid 2: Just go down to Valencia High School, everyone's selling it there.

Kid 1: thanks man

Kid 2: oh yeah, and theres a bunch of hippies there so if you want some acid or x then they can hook you up.

Kid 1: okay cool.

by Treevite June 8, 2009

Valencia Club de Fútbol

Valencia is a soccer team from Valencia, Spain. It was founded on March 18, 1919 and plays in the Primera División. Their home stadium, the Mestalla, has capacity for 55,000 spectators. It is the fifth Spanish club with most titles in national competitions (14) and third most international titles behind Real Madrid and Barcelona. Studies conducted in 2005 and 2007 pointed to Valencia as one of the 20 richest clubs on the planet. The club is the third in Spain in number of members (65,000) and pep rallies, the famous peñas (700). A survey conducted in May 2007 by the Centro de Investigaciones Sociology (CIS) has appointed Valencia as the third most popular club in Spain (5.3%), behind only such giants Real Madrid and Barcelona. It's the world's best team and its fans are known as Los Ches.

Valencia Club de Fútbol is the best team ever.

by Brun_LP October 12, 2010

Valenbirth Effect

The extreme sexual behavior received on a person’s birthday because their birthday happens to be on Valentine’s Day

Person 1: You think Charlie gonna get to second base tonight?
Person 2: Dude, cuz of the Valenbirth Effect he’s going all the way to home plate

by Zakeel May 11, 2020

Me vale madre

"I don't give a fuck" in spanish.

Literally means, "It means mother to me", madre can be a used as a curse word.

John: I love you, David! ^_^

David: Me vale madre. >_>

by Kami-sama February 1, 2005

Valverded

(v.) Having the hard work of a group of people completely wasted because of the colossal ineptitude of a single individual or sub-group when the task needs only the slightest effort to complete successfully.

We have a 10 run lead going into the bottom of the ninth. Oh no, they are bringing in this guy from the bullpen? We are about to get valverded and lose 11-10.

by Mushroomtattoo October 23, 2012

valdeta

Valdeta is uncommon balkan name. They usually from Albania but it could be other balkan countries. If you met a girl or you know girl named Valdeta you should ask her where is she from? Also they are so nice and humble. They are also uniqe. It's because they are talented so many things. Basically the are intelligent. Their blond hair, colored eyes and beatiful smiles could fall in you love with them. Just be nice to them and they going to be nice to you.

Hey Valdeta how you doing today?

Valdeta you hair lookin amazing today!

by nothingbutresp3ct December 26, 2022

Maida Vale

1. Slang for an upper class part of town.
2. A ranking in fame or wealth.
3. Used comparison in a comparison between something that’s good, usually the better option of the two.

1. The Maida Vale of this city is amazing.
2. I wanna be like him! In Maida Vale!
3. I’d rather be in Maida Vale than be famous.

by Genomenreu DDD January 28, 2023