vacation dick

An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.

Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.

by Underdoggie June 7, 2016

Vacation Set

An obsessive workout set that occurs 3-5 days prior to a vacation in hopes of improving one's looks.

Jon worked tirelessly on his vacation set at the gym in hopes of looking good for the ladies at the Jersey Shore.

by stinky July 29, 2004

Vacation beard

The week-long growth that men get when on vacation or sick that they don't bother to shave due to laziness or illness, until they finally decide that they need to get back to their life.

On his roadtrip, James grew a shaggy vacation beard, but his girlfriend made him shave it as soon as he got home.

by Themadbaron May 14, 2011

vacation dick

Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.

My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.

by rockstar nicole June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is a dick so long that a female can only handle it once or twice a year.

Woman 1: omg I just got a vacation dick last night
Woman 2: girl!! How are you able to walk right now?

by Man11 May 30, 2016

vacation dick

That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.

"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"

by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor May 28, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is significantly larger than average, or just larger than one is used to recieving. Nice to have once in a while, but repeated exposure could lead to problems.

Girl 1: That dude last night had a total vacation dick. The thing looked like Wee Man's arm!

Girl 2: Oh, so THAT'S why youre walking like that!

boyfriend dick

by Galen Knode May 25, 2016