vacation dick

An above average length penis attached to whoever in a dollar poor country, as a cheap dildo or butt-plug replacement for unwieldy first world denizens.

Claudine's vacation dick in Cuba was way cheaper than Claude's in Jamaica.

by Underdoggie June 7, 2016

Vacation Set

An obsessive workout set that occurs 3-5 days prior to a vacation in hopes of improving one's looks.

Jon worked tirelessly on his vacation set at the gym in hopes of looking good for the ladies at the Jersey Shore.

by stinky July 29, 2004

Vacation Simulator

A VR Gameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweweeweqwerefawawfaefsegsbcnhjmgu,humbug

I Play Vacation Simulator I Want Job Simulator
Ok I Will Give

by WasTotallyBornOnApril8 April 11, 2021

vacation dick

That kind of dick your vagina only can handle for a limited time due to it's big size. Preferably the duration of a vacation.

"I hooked up with this guy last night, he had such a vacation dick. Ma pussy be rekt son"

by VHD.VaginaHealthDoctor May 28, 2016

Vacation Fog

The fog that envelopes a worker's brain for several days on returning to work after a long vacation. This fog sometimes begins to creep in even before anticipated vacations.

My vacation fog finally lifted the third day back on the job.

by eFrazes July 14, 2012

vacation dick

The Opposite of a "Boyfriend Dick". Vacation dick can be defined as a dick that is too big for everyday sex, but is a fun size on vacations and special occasions.

Girl 1: I've been getting vacation dick for a week now and I think i'm done with it.
Girl 2: Girl, you need a boyfriend dick stat.

by TazTheMan May 23, 2016

vacation dick

Not your boyfriends dick but a comfortable substitute.

My boyfriend didn't come home last night so I went to see Aaron he has a perfect vacation dick.

by rockstar nicole June 17, 2016