Desecrated Toilet

When you shit all over a public toilet seat thereby rendering the toilet useless and unbearable until it can be restored to a sanitary condition by a janitor who makes substantially more than minimum wage.

Hugo ate some undercooked poultry and left a desecrated toilet at the mall. They closed the west bathrooms for 3 hours while 5 janitors wearing X-Files suits with pressure washers full of phosphoric acid went to work to restore the bowl to its former glory. Hugo laughed. Then he shit his pants.

by french fries and gravy July 31, 2006

toilethomo

Strictly speaking, a toilethomo is a socially conservative politician, clergyman, or other similar figure in a position of public trust, usually Republican, who enjoys sucking cock in public toilets.

"Senator Larry Craig is a toilethomo."

by johnnyjohnnyjohnny December 9, 2008

sperm toilet

A "sperm toilet" normally refers to a female in her teens or twenties, or possibly even her thirties, who has sex with many partners. She is promiscuous, and allows her sex partners to ejaculate into her vagina, mouth, and even into her anus. She can also be classified as a receptacle.

1. Man, I wish that chick was not such a sperm toilet, because she is actually very nice, and I'd like to have a relationship with her.

2. What time did you stop by her house? I hope I got there first because I don't the venereal disease that you probably infected her with.

by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010

Nigga Toilet

A nigga in the form of a toilet. Don’t make me say it again.

He’s become a nigga toilet.

*knocks on door*

Nigga toilet.

by CHONKÉ September 23, 2019

toiloitering

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

by gordy June 3, 2007

Republican toilet paper

The U.S. Constitution

Politicians such as Reagan, Bush41,Bush43,Ashcroft etc. seem to think the U.S. Constitution is just Republican toilet paper. They have used the war on drugs and the war on terror as an excuse to take away basic basic constitutional rights. Some examples include the Patriot Act, warrantless wire taps, property seizures etc.

by Mr.Juan-derful August 28, 2010

Toight

Adjective popularised by eponymous gold obsessed Dutch megalomaniac in the film Goldmember, meaning either:

1. firm, lean and muscular, or

in the broader sense of the word,

2. good and enjoyable.

1. "Yesh. You have a toight body. You are toight, like a toiger".
2. "I'll meet you at the pub in half an hour. I'll bring some supermodels and beer vouchers."
"That is very toight."

by Lawrence of the Nether Regions June 17, 2009