toilethomo 

Strictly speaking, a toilethomo is a socially conservative politician, clergyman, or other similar figure in a position of public trust, usually Republican, who enjoys sucking cock in public toilets.

"Senator Larry Craig is a toilethomo."

toilethomo by johnnyjohnnyjohnny December 9, 2008

Toiletronomy 

The act of bending down very close to the toilet bowl after pooping as to observe the poop(s) before/during flushing.

Dude, I was poopin' the other day and at first I was disappointed in my poop because it looked so small, but after some toiletronomy I realized it was pretty impressive and awesome.

Toiletronomy by Creepy Pete November 6, 2009

toiletbooking 

Toiletbooking is browsing ones Facebook feed while using the toilet. It generally is only acknowledged when in the company of others who catch you in the act of posting a status after excusing yourself to the washroom.

Did Steve just post a status? Isn't he-

Yeah. He's toiletbooking.

toiletbooking by xjessikuh January 29, 2014

toilethobnocker 

a toliethobnocker is someone who spends all their time in the bathroom flushing the toilet over and over again

my brothers a toilethobnocker. he keeps flushing the toilet in the bathroom i have to go pee !!! He's a toieltthobnocker

toilethobnocker by brianaanananananan bannana December 21, 2010

Toiletodor

Negative slang for Toyota.

I wouldn't buy that Toiletodor, go with the Nissan instead.

Toiletodor by grendle100 November 4, 2017