toilethead 

someone who really gets on your nerves but thinks your their best friend andwont go away

hide!that toilet head is over there'!
or..im goin to go and sit with toilet head hel buy me a pint then ill phuq off

toilethead by anony mouse July 4, 2004

toilethead 

a religion in praising the one and only toilethead, and asking his guidance when needed

OHHHH toilethead, bless thy name

praise be the name of toilethead

toilethead by ah jeez October 13, 2011

Toilet head 

adj. A person whose ideas are utter bullshit.

1: Girl, is your head a toilet? 'Cause you're really full of shit!
2: That feminazi is such a toilet head, she could use a good flushing... If you know what I mean ;)

Toilet head by SDoodle June 27, 2016

toiletheadism 

the worship and religion of the figure "toilethead"

let us pray in the name of toiletheadism

toiletheadism by ah jeez October 13, 2011

Toileted 

Being so tired after doing something that you cannot do anything

A: How's your day?
B: I'm toileted by that awful of a toilet clog last night

Toileted by BruhMomentSpecialist October 4, 2020

toiletseat meat 

1. The expansion of one's thighs when they sit on the toilet.

2. The expansion of one's thighs when sitting on a flat surface.

Person 1: "Homeskillabiscuit! You gotta lose some weight yo! You got dem toiletseat meat happenin'"

Person 2: " Whatchu talkin bout homefry, its whatchu call it au naturelle. You gots it too!"

toiletseat meat by WordOfTheDayYO January 23, 2011

Tourist toiletseat 

Is the act of using a person's thighs as a toiletseat while they are already sitting on a toilet. Usually ends up with both persons defacating into the toilet simultaneously. Can be infinitely stackable.

There was only one stall open at McDonald's so me and Jimmy had to pull a Tourist toiletseat.

Tourist toiletseat by Rozerevan February 15, 2017