An abbreviated form of "SO wRecKeD"; referring to a person that is the life of the business party that everyone is buying alcoholic drinks for. Unwisely, the person consumes everything handed to him/her and suffers a negative impact the following day(s). After having been "sork'd" the person finds it near impossible to attend scheduled meetings the following day. If on a business trip, the "sork'd" person may also need to reschedule travel plans to allow proper time to recuperate. This term is related to two other terms: Malaysian Flu and Winterize.

Joe got sork'd last night and didn't make the morning session. Hopefully he wakes up in time to make his flight home.

sork'd by Bobby Blackeyes June 18, 2010

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Jarrett Sorko

A white comedian rapper from Canada.

Dude did you hear that new Jarrett Sorko song? I liked the part where he rapped.

Jarrett Sorko by P.Dank November 14, 2011

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Bavarian Snorkler

The act of inserting ones testicles and scrotum into a sleeping person's open mouth and laying your penis parallel with the bridge of their nose(Kind of like the nose piece on a Roman helmet)

Dave: Hey Conner! Remember that time I gave you a Bavarian Snorkler when you slept over?
Conner: What are you talking about, scrub?

Bavarian Snorkler by Dave May 26, 2005

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snorky

ritzy, sharp, fashionable, elegant

Al Capone wanted to be called SNORKY, rather then Scarface, to emphasize his image as a succesful business man.

snorky by griffinity August 12, 2011

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