spew

-Verb- Inadvertent and forceful ejection of mostly unpleasant liquid substance.

I ate a Habenero chile that was so hot, I quickly grabbed the nearest liquid, which was being used an ash tray. It spewed back up instantly

by CunningLinguist January 28, 2005

spew

to ejaculate

i spewed in that prudish bitch's hair

by meattwinkee December 16, 2002

spedpeed

The act of having urinated as fast as is humanly possible; while observing all appropriate protocols and procedures (i.e. wiping, (if necessary) flushing, and washing etc.) in order to hurry back quickly to whatever it was you were doing previously. (i.e. chatting, playing poker, gaming, cooking, entertaining etc..)

Example from online Poker room chat text:

Eve: brb, gotta pee
Adam: k
(26 seconds later)
Eve: k back
Adam: well that was quick!

Abel: Jesus, did you change your mind?

Cain: Did you teleport? lol
Eve: Lol, no I just spedpeed... Didn't wanna miss the next hand...

by superspeedpeeer September 5, 2009

spewage

aka #fakenews

CNN conveyed more spewage in this morning's broadcast

by rapm.tmo July 10, 2018

patrick spewing

Australian ryhming slang. A reference to former New York Knick Patrick Ewing who rocked the court in a moustache.

Used when disappointed with a turn of events.

"Mate I can't come to your barbecue"

"Patrick spewing"

by Hazzaz November 9, 2007

pooper skewper

A word used to compliment someone with 100+ swags.

Nick: Hey Michael you are a pooper skewper

Mike: Wow Nick that was mean, I hate you.

Nick: Dood pooper skewper means you have a 100+ swags. Trust me I know.

by pooper skewper January 4, 2013

sjewpid

Stupid in the Jewish sense

Jerry Finkelshpitz is sjewpid.

by georgey June 19, 2006