by Big Reese December 7, 2003
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The manufacturer of the world's best staplers...hands down. Their staplers last 70+ years. They have become more popular in recent years due to the red stapler in the movie Office Space. After this movie, Swingline started producing a red stapler to mimic the one in that flick.
If you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. If you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal Swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. Chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.
If you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. If you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal Swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. Chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.
Ms. Meeniebutt has taught school for 45 years and she has had the same stapler on her desk the whole time...a Swingline.
by D to the izzle December 21, 2006
Get the swingline mug.Adj; The ugliest word known to mankind. Used to describe something truly horrifying. The use of the word causes one to have a gag-reflex or even have their genitals fall off.
Noun; Also the name of a street in Esquimalt, British Columbia, the inhabitants of which are ordinary people, it's just the road itself.
Noun; Also the name of a street in Esquimalt, British Columbia, the inhabitants of which are ordinary people, it's just the road itself.
Example 1:
Geoff: Yo Rick, did you see Robert the other day?
Rick: Yeah, his goatee looked like Swinford.
Example 2:
Eric: So I walked on Swinford St the other day, I held my breath the entire way across.
Jennifer: It sucks that you have to walk along it to get to the Rec Center, eh?
Geoff: Yo Rick, did you see Robert the other day?
Rick: Yeah, his goatee looked like Swinford.
Example 2:
Eric: So I walked on Swinford St the other day, I held my breath the entire way across.
Jennifer: It sucks that you have to walk along it to get to the Rec Center, eh?
by LX;O September 30, 2012
Get the Swinford mug.Swinging Bulldog: The exclucive male act of {mooning} or showing your naked bottom, while fully bent over exposing and shaking your nutts from side to side. Inable to encounter the full effect of a true swinging bulldog you must be able to see your targets behind you between your legs.
by walter 333 September 21, 2006
Get the swinging bulldog mug.When your girl is swinging on a swing set and she flys off and lands on your dick while you are windmilling it.
While chilling at the playground Santina decided to surprise me by swing milling me for our 1 week anniversary
by Dr. Knockers and bear October 3, 2016
Get the Swing mill mug.a police officer. (the prefix "po" is taken from the word police and the suffix "swine" refers to a pig, which is another word for a police officer.
yo son, you besta drop that crack in the dumpster cause i peeped the po-swine around the corner and they's searchin' niggas.
by space_98 February 9, 2009
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