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Swingline 

The maker of the best staplers on the face of the earth. Famous for the use of their red stapler in the movie Office Space.
"I believe you have my stapler"
Swingline by SAOG April 22, 2005
Words you can keep

swingline 

The manufacturer of the world's best staplers...hands down. Their staplers last 70+ years. They have become more popular in recent years due to the red stapler in the movie Office Space. After this movie, Swingline started producing a red stapler to mimic the one in that flick.

If you want to be disappointed then buy a plastic new stapler. If you want to be satisfied then buy an old metal Swingline stapler because your grandkids will still be using it. Chances are our soceity will stop using paper before these staplers break.
Ms. Meeniebutt has taught school for 45 years and she has had the same stapler on her desk the whole time...a Swingline.
swingline by D to the izzle December 21, 2006

Swingline 

A tapler rand, specializing in high quality and often metal staplers.
Swingline by opio twinkletoes November 12, 2003

Swingline Stapler 

A white person's version of the pocket/flick/swtichblade knife.
Matt- "Bring a knife to a gunfight? Fuck that, I'll bring a Swingline Stapler!"

Kahlil- *shanks Matt in the neck*

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.
After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"
red swingline stapler by brahm2 September 27, 2003

The SwingLine 

When doing a chick from behind, or "doggie-style", reach for your swing line stapler and proceed to hit her in the back, "donkey punch style" and conclude by showing her your "O face", as in OFFICE SPACE.(This maneuver is reserved for the most dirtiest of hoes)
"I did the swingline on your mom last night. It took almost an hour to remove all the staples"

Red Swingline Stapler

The stapler that Milton Waddams holds dearly, he set the building on fire when it was taken from him.
"Excuse me, I believe you have my Red Swingline Stapler"
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