Sweet Sassy Molassy

holy shit or look at that

Sweet sassy molassy get out the checkbook and pay grandma for the rub down!!

by Burgertime April 21, 2003

SassJoy

The joy and bliss that one can attain by acting lively and spirited as well as saucy and irreverently humorous too.

LeeP found enlightenment through SassJoy. SassJoy is the path to SassWisdom, and a path to enlightenment.

by Shit_4_Brains September 3, 2007

Sassmuffin

A woman who, despite being small and cute, packs a whole lot of sass.

She seemed so cute and harmless, but once she opened her mouth I could see she was a regular Mongolian sassmuffin!

by G.FRESH. October 28, 2010

Whistling up a pig's ass

This picturesque expression was originally used by Rednecks in the USA, but has achieved wider usage due to combined operations of US and European troops. It is used to describe something that totally futile, a waste of time and effort and something that you do not wish to do. By extension it can be applied to mean a person who is a waste of time and effort, someone with whom you do not wish to associate and whose existence can only be described as one of nature's biggest mistakes..

Malcolm's made another great and glorious cock-up, that asshole really is no more use than whistling up a pig's ass!

by Croatalin April 26, 2014

gnat's ass

Very small measurement used by toolmakers & engineers, or roughly .0001 or one ten thousandth of an inch. Actual size may vary between shops, but always much less than a pussy hair. About one tenth of a skosh which is equal to approximately one nudge of the dial.

Note: When specified, generally regarded as smaller than the smallest one can measure or produce, since while most people intuitively understand that a gnat's ass is pretty small, few have actually bothered a gnat to measure one.

"Clearance is clearance, Clarance, but that die is only missing by a gnat's ass".

by aethernet September 4, 2006

Flying rat's ass

The inability to care or feel any bit of emotion

Oh, hey look, a flying rat's ass.
I told her last week that I don't give a flying rat's ass

by ACRose15 December 28, 2011

sassy nanny

a person who is very sassy and therefore deserves the degrading position of a nanny. this is the negative use. the positive use is like calling your friend idiot even though you are kidding.gaskin

Gibby: Wow! u hit me in the head with that plum!
Guppy: sorry, i love u! <3
Gibby: thats ok u sassy nanny

by biggy is alive September 24, 2010