Beta Male Orbiter

An aspiring Alpha Male who hovers (or orbits) around around or follows as self proclaimed Alpha Male influencer.

That guy is such a beta male orbiter, worshiping those online alpha influencers and buying their merch because he thinks it will actually help him get laid.

by MeanKittyUltra February 2, 2023

Orbie

Teddy bear with abs.

Orbie's (teddy bears with abs) are able to mop up the floor against the evil bananas.

by iwafflecus July 15, 2013

Orbiting

Consistently returning to a specific thought, situation, or person. Even after another thought comes along, this one dominates your head space.

Guys i cant stop thinking about this shit, im orbiting...

by ooolive October 29, 2017

Orbiting

When your bf or gf ghosts you, but still lurks your Instagram/Snapchat story. In other words, this person is completely erased from your life except for the ocassional peek.

That chick is totally orbiting me. He stopped talking to me but I see him in the viewer section of Instagram stories.

by TAERG_EHT_LIAGIBA June 1, 2018

Obitchuary

Unfavourable obituary. Hatchet job on someone who has recently expired.

In her obitchuary we read that her much vaunted beauty was known to her inner circle to be only the result of extensive plastic surgery.

by Neomot October 18, 2012

obit

Shortened for of obituary.

Poster #1: <obit here>
Poster #2: did he drop any good loot

by Aee January 13, 2008

orite

Basically just means "Oh right"
Easier to spell.

Person 1: Remember when I told you my secret?
Person 2: Yeah, what about it.
Person 1: Yeah I told you not to tell anyone.
Person 2: orite, uhhh, i gotta go

by megaroo0oo June 12, 2010