JIFOS

John Is Full Of Sh1t,

john just commented something about UFG on a fb photo. JIFOS...

by absosmashing January 12, 2010

jifnixed

a boyfriend/girlfriend that makes you happy and can always brighten up your day. There one of your best friends who you can tell and trust anything with and know that they wouldn't tell a sole. You guys have a special relationship that doesn't compare to anyone elses relationship and you value it A LOT. You get butterflies in your tummy when they approach you or make eye contact with them, words can't explain how you feel because its too amazing to comprehend at moments.

" Whenever I see him i just get all jifnixed an all :)"

by gooselooseypoosey April 21, 2010

jiffyspit

when you lube someone's asshole with your spit

There's my ex Sarah, I'll always remember her great techniques on how she jiffyspit me up.

by isabella2005 February 6, 2019

Dead Jiffies

Abbreviated DJ: it stands for either Disc Jockey, or Dead Jiffies.

Person #1: Hey, hey dude, in scrabble, can I play acronyms? Like, you know, DJ?

Person #2: What does that stand for?

Person #1: You know, like, DJ for Disc Jockey, or, you know, DJ for Dead Jiffies.

by Jettskis July 6, 2010

Poffing a jiffer

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty

You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!

by aargh March 29, 2003

Jiff

It's the hole under a woman's vagina that she pisses out of.

She smelled bad because she never wiped her jiff.

by Joker X September 20, 2003

jiffle

Often abbreviated to jiff...same definition

e.g. Simon had a quick jiff on the dancefloor while his mate was at the bar

by Lord McMenace of Pantinghame February 24, 2003