Short for "Jazz Life"; or basically the lifestyle of any professional freelance musician. A person making a living as a sideman in the music industry, and is always working the opposite schedule of everyone else in society, thus living the jife.
"Hey how was your weekend?"
"Shit man, I had a show friday and saturday night, a brunch gig saturday afternoon, two rehearsals, and my church gig all day sunday. I'm exhausted."
"Yeah dude, that's the jife for you. Maybe we can chilltuesday?"
"Sure, my tuesday is totally free."
The definition of a girl of Jewish descent looking to get married at a young age. Typically, this girl is a recent college graduate, in her first job out of college and looking to get wifed up. She cannot handle causal dating and must bring home a young jewish man to meet her parents and gain approval.
Bro 1: Yeah, they all looked great, but all of them seemed like a bunch of jifes.
Bro 2: Aw man, you're right they were totally looking to get wifed up.
Loves dank hub and is a sweat in Dank Memer. Jifeng is known for being a chipmunk who goes to school. Legend says that he is the creator of chipmunks and goes to school to teach the chipmunks the ways of the humans. Also I gives away all his money in downball tournaments
Person 1: OMG is that Jifeng who willsteal from u in Dank Memer and loves Dank Hub?
Person 2: Yes it is. He is the leader of all Chipmunks
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.