jiffer

The Linux kernel maintains a global variable called jiffies, which represents the number of timer ticks since the machine started. This variable is initialized to zero and increments each timer interrupt.

The jiffies global and associated functions are provided in ./linux/include/linux/jiffies.h.

asmlinkage long sys_getjiffies( void )
{

return (long)get_jiffies_64();
}
do you know your jiffer ?

by ackit June 1, 2010

Jiffer

Anyone not from the Bay Area of California

I was getting hyphy in Seatlle and those jiffers had no idea what i was doing.

by Mattw0709 January 24, 2007

Jiffer

Quiet at first glance, but one hell of a... a... um I am not really sure what but she is one hell of one!

Attack My penguins, Attack!

by Jade ;) October 7, 2003

Jiffer

I racial term, but not a racist term, that discribes the stupid acts done by a Indian(Not a Native American).

Patel! Stop being a jiffer and do some inteligent thing once in awhile.

by Hamley September 24, 2005

Jiffer

A person who eats Jiff peanut butter, or just peanut butter in general.

"Is that a pb&J? Ew, you are such a jiffer."

by $-money the dinosaur May 14, 2014

Poffing a jiffer

to blaze a jay
to spark a joint
to light a spliff
to incinerate a fatty

You got a jiffer! Well poff that bitch then!

by aargh March 29, 2003

Jefferson Wingy

The man, the myth, the Cleveland Metropolitan Area Legend. Major supporter of all things cannabis and proponent and supporter of Chief Wahoo.

Man, Jefferson Wingy knows everything there is to know about smoking trees and Bob Feller.

by FartingBeer April 8, 2021