God

The concept of God is actually the first recorded case of Dyslexia. the original sentence read "Fear not for our bog will protect us and help us in times of war" Strange that no one noticed the backwards 'g'

In boggod we trust.

by Deraj2489 August 11, 2008

God

An imaginary friend.

I sat in bed praying to God, but nothing happened.

by themanclaw March 20, 2010

God

The man who created us all. He now lives in heaven and watches over all of us, he loves everyone of us, and will always forgive us. Nothing he does is wrong, and people who believe in him will have eternal life. We pray to him for help in Time of need. Everything that happens is because of him and it's always for a reason. We will cherish him in heaven. In the name of the father son and holy spirit. I love you god.

God made us to follow his lead. God made sun so there would be light. God made Eyes so we could see. And god made lips so we could love and kiss.
FATHER ALMIGHTY

by Godismysavior June 15, 2011

God

god is an omnious power that most people in this world believe in. sure we use god a lot, like people blame him when they lose someone close to them, and they praise him when things go their way. but overall, people belive in him, no matter what religion, and even some that really dont have a certain faith. im not saying there is a god for sure and that all of you that dont believe in him are going to hell, but i wanted to say that he is an option

i am a child of god...

by mormon girl May 23, 2005

God

He created you and everything around you He is the father of Jesus

Thank God that I am living

by quagmire. November 13, 2004

God

Executive producer of the live-feed reality show known as “The Universe.” “The Universe” consists mostly of empty space with an occasional star, wherein nuclear fusion produces heavier elements that can bond to each other and form planets. Once planets are pieced together from these elements, the elements can form amino acids capable of developing into microbial life that, over billions of years, evolve into sentient creatures. For God, the amusement of viewing “The Universe” is the point at which each planet evolves semi-intelligent entities capable of questioning the meaning of their existence. These entities, due to their desire to resolve these questions in a limited amount of time with a limited amount of information, are forced to answer these questions in haste. Such haste gives birth to a wide array of ill-conceived religions, each claiming a monopoly on the ultimate truth, which inevitably leads to conflicts with members of other religious ideologies that developed in a different spatiotemporal locale. These conflicts arise at different times throughout the cosmos due to widely varying onsets of planet formation and evolutionary development, allowing God to view a continuous stream of addictive programming once the first form of semi-intelligent life has developed. Upon the expiration of each participant’s biological contract, God transfers the participant’s soul to an ethereal location and greets them with several megatons of high-grade cosmic marijuana. Once stoned, participants are joined with both friends and enemies and invited to view the ultimate blooper reel from “The Universe.” This compilation will feature the most absurd conflicts that have arisen on planets throughout the cosmos, showcasing the utter insanity of social, political, and religious institutions.

God.

by [he who cannot be named] January 10, 2009

God

you can't pack God's love and majesty into one definition, no matter how long it is. But you can say that He is the one who's always there for us, forgiving and loving us no matter what.

See also: love amazing

i love God!!

For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, that whoever believes in Him will not perish but have eternal life -John 3.16

by azriel aegean July 4, 2006