Sitcom fold

This is the action of folding something in half once and just rolling it up the rest of the way as if you actually cared about folding it.

Derek: Dude, let's go. I'm about to just leave you here.

Mark: My girlfriend told me to fold this laundry.

Derek: Oh, come on! Just do a couple of sitcom folds and roll out!

by Chaklet Kake June 28, 2010

Veiny Fold

When a man cannot get an erection, he folds his flaccid penis in half and penetrates the vagina.

I couldn't get a boner last night because of the adderall I took, so I gave her the veiny fold.

by FoldMeGaGa September 22, 2010

Fluff and Fold

Dismember and break bones of the deceased, remove all traces, and discard in hefty bags.

How should we handle vic in the bedroom? Do the usual fluff and fold.

by sistalinda May 22, 2017

Kemp Fold

A found picture of ex-Eastenders actor and general television hardman Ross Kemp that has been folded and rephotographed. A popular internet craze.

1. Kemp Folds is the greatest blog of all time.
2. Guy 1 - Man, thats the funniest thing I've ever seen. What the hell is that?
Guy 2 - That's a Kemp Fold.
Guy 1 - He looks so cute.

by five_minute_hallway October 22, 2009

fuck fold

A vagina

"Dude I slipped it into her fuck fold last night."
"Sweet. How fuck foldy was it?"
"The most."

by tttttttttttttttttttaaaaaaaaaaa November 25, 2015

Grunt fold

The area of skin between your scrotum and your anus.

''Oh no, James... I wiped some shit on my grunt fold'

by The Jizz Crusader March 22, 2016

bread fold

A slice of bread added with spread, then folded in half and eaten.

A: What did you have for breakfast?

B: Just a bread fold with nutella.

by cookiewings May 25, 2017