chook pecker

One who is slow and incompetent at typing.

MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.

by And Prowse October 31, 2004

chookees

a pet name for a significant other; a term of endearment used for a loved one; usually directed to the individual and not in reference to the person; also can be used when calling a small child but mostly is used in a conversation with your soulmate or current mate

Chookees, let's go to the store and buy some pickles.

by Mette February 25, 2004

Spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

Describes a woman in an extreme state of sexual arousal.

After I'd finished massaging Julie she was spitting like a freshly cooked roast.

by Adrian Pt January 11, 2009

Tim Cook

Tim Cook is the current CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011 after Steve Jobs resigned due to health problems. He joined the company on March, 1998.

Tim Cook, CEO of Apple since August 24, 2011

by L.J.D. August 30, 2011

Chook Fucker

A useless fuckwit. A person who is both lazy and incompetent.

John the chook fucker got the ute bogged.

by Cougarman July 24, 2019

special cook

1. A down cook. Usually given the
Cooking positions commonly delegated to special cooks are:
-Master ice-cream chef
-Chief burger flipper
-Coordinator of vegatable slicing
-Champion soup stirrer

Note, some special cooks may not be entiteled to operate sharp objects, especially knives.

Fuck, who gave the special cook that knife.

by MIKE1337 March 14, 2003

Matt Cooke

Evander Kane's personal bitch

Evander Kane just made Matt Cooke look like a bitch by knocking him out in one punch.

by Ikehylt October 25, 2016