clam dam

Like a "COCK BLOCK",But when it's done
by a female....
Like when a "BEAVER" (female) builds a "DAM" (block)
MEN=COCK
WOMEN=CLAM

She just told me all of her best friends worst secrets and how "DIRTY AND SLUTTY" she is!!
What a "CLAM DAM" move!!

by Ritch January 28, 2005

clam bumper

A homosexual woman. (slander)

Man: "How did I know my girlfriend would run off with a clam bumper?"

by Spud January 27, 2004

Clam Shucking

Placing and moving the head of your penis up and down between a females labia majora to lubricate and stimulate for preparation of penile insertion.

He started clam shucking his wife while she slept in hopes of having sex.

by Seafood Chef September 24, 2008

clam clap

When a female spreads her legs and thrust her torso back and forth making her vagina lips hit one and other, thus making a clapping sound.

I was going to ask my mom for some ice cream money but when i walked in her room she was hunched over clam clapping!

by Nintendo 69 March 26, 2009

clam sweat

/klam//swet/
Noun

-moisture exuded through the cervical glands of the vagina, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to extreme laziness, often described as a fetid or putrid smell, similar to expired seafood

Kevin is clam sweat.

by otterpop June 12, 2013

Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016

Clam Squat

The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"

"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"

by Hanwellington March 21, 2017