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asswank

A term used to describe people who are generally 'asses' who tend to make a complete 'wank' out of themself.
tell your bf he's an asswank.
by Nick32 February 9, 2006
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asswipe

1) Flaming and pissy person who won't shut up and generally makes a total ass of themselves.
2) Someone whose primary and sole purpose of existance is as a plunger.
3) Can be used as multiple parts of a sentence.
1) Newby is an asswipe, he just won't shutup.
2) Newby is an asswipe, he needs to clean the shit out of his ears.
3) Newby is such an asswiping asswipe, I can't asswiping believe that asswipe.
by oh that guy again February 9, 2004
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assination

to extensively abuse one with the bare ass of the assailant, therefore causing the victim to endure the true effect of incomprehensible disrespect
A mega assination took place when Nick's entire ass engulfed the whole face of the unsuspecting Matt.
by Andrew T. Word August 29, 2005
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asswipe

asswipe

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.


2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.

2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude

2c)a device used to remove excrement.


3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.
"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.

2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

3. I have to shit, come over here steve!
by nameless October 29, 2004
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Ashwin

The original soyboy, who is a very vapid individual with decent potential, but due to being thin-skinned tends to be a people pleaser.
I saw this guy looking passively as his girlfriend chewed him out as he definitely was a SIMP and his name was Ashwin.
by Manlyboobs May 24, 2020
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asswipes

stuffs to wipe you ass with after taking a major dump.
Dard used up most of the asswipes after having issues with the food he ate the previous night.
by bob December 19, 2002
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asswipe

George Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfield, Karl Rove, Condi Rice
These Asswipes should be tried for treason!
by ElSea April 23, 2006
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