assfingers

The worst thing imaginable. Something you would rather die than become.

Become assfingers? I'd rather star in a snuff film.

by sarkathstic November 17, 2004

assbitch

Referring to a homosexual who enjoys anal sex.

Man, David, you are being an assbitch!

by _Spawn_ July 9, 2005

assdick

When your prolapsed rectum sticks out so far that when you stand sideways naked it looks like you have a dick sticking out of your ass.

"No wonder Keri's always in a foul mood, William only gives her his assdick."

by J. Addams December 14, 2008

AssAid

When your roomate or, someone you dislike leaves a pitcher of kool-aid in the fridge and you blow ass(fart) into it. afterwards, you set up a camera, sitback, and laugh.

DUDE!!! Asshole jeff was thirsty so i made him some AssAid!!! I'm suprised he didn't notice the hair and chunks!

by ~Thirst Quencher~ January 27, 2010

assface

Possessing the facial qualities of an ugly man's ass.
One who resembles Tony Blair on television.

After my cousin got mutilated in a car accident, he's gotten a real assface.

by Big Bob March 20, 2003

assfez

A term used to call someone an idiot. Usually used lightheartedly without intending offense.

1. Oh Alicia, you're such an assfez!

2. *glaring at Alicia* ASSFEZ!

by mr_microphone October 1, 2004

assfag

When someones ass is homosexual.

When they fart, it makes a sound that is similiar to nothing.

Fatass. Cockshit. Niggaslut.

See: Andrew Price

"Hey i just farted." "Well i didnt fucking hear it assfag."

"Hey evan ur fat and also an assfag.

by nigga April 15, 2005