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chicken and assholes 

Any situation in which there are both positive and negative qualities, usually pertaining to food. Can also be used out of frustration, usually pluralized in with this usage.
Jim: How was the resturant?
Steve: All they had was chicken and assholes.

-or-

"Well chickens and assholes, this sucks!"

Assholinity 

of or resembling the character traits of an asshole; jerk or jerk-like:
The high assholinity of his personality enabled him to fire me two days before Christmas without so much as an explanation for doing so.
Assholinity by Mattb4rd July 24, 2009

Assholyness 

Someone who is acting out on their disposition of being a real asshole.
Giving Ed compliments only adds to his assholyness.
Assholyness by pinkmafia77 September 1, 2013
An ad that wont let you skip it and forces you to listen/watch the whole ad
I'm just trying to listen to music but these adshole are ruining my vibe
Adshole by Azncraft June 30, 2016

assholation 

A retreat or quarantine for the president or members of the executive branch other than Camp David.
Kellyanne Conway and Steven Miller have been placed in forced assholation.
assholation by Pine Bluff April 15, 2020

Ausshole 

An Australian Shepherd (dog breed) that's being an asshole. They are highly energetic and intelligent, so special care must be taken when raising them.
Exercise, train and mentally stimulate your Australian Shepherd or they'll be a constant ausshole.
Ausshole by Detroitrockcity November 22, 2022