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suicide note 

A person (male or female) that is overwelhmingly depressing and sad to talk to, almost to the point that you wish that person would kill themself just so you dont have to engage in another conversation with them in this lifetime!
At the party last wednesday I tried hooking up with this chick but after she got 9 beers in her she started sobbing like a 2 year-old about how her family was just hacked to pieces by a serial killer. She was a total suicide note!

Im really into Tracy but with all her problems in life that girl reads like a suicide note!
suicide note by ricketycrkt December 25, 2011
Related Words

suikoden 

does anyone know what the hell it means in Japanese though?
like, I wondered if it meant "legend of the 108 runes" or something
suikoden by Andy April 18, 2004
the eazy way out most of the time done by depressed teenagers or depressed adults
suicide-jack shot himself after being dumped by his girl
suicide by jamie herring May 15, 2008
Is a emo or gothy girl she is very social likes making friends very friendly likes to vape, she's the girl that makes eye contact with one boy that she closes with when ever she falls in love. She is a crazy hyper type that haves a little weirdness in her. A user from Indiana, United States says the name Suii is of Unknown origin and means "Gold". She has natural beauty & is literally drop-dead gorgeous. She is honestly so sweet, smart & intelligent ecetra. If you ever stop by a Suii in your life, you are one lucky person. She can be very sad and depressed so give her time to collect all her feelings. She likes being single but secretly wants a lover. A kind,helpful friend that support you on anything. Can be rude and cold-hearted if you get on her bad side.
"Suii is so nice,confident she would be a good friend."
Your so Suii I love it.
Suii by Whokilledsuii September 26, 2021

suitcase 

an 1/8 of an ounce of cocaine
i need to buy a suitcase
suitcase by tuff puff February 23, 2004
something a loser does when he has no friends,girls reject him,gets his ass kicked by all the cool people because the loser sucks and has no life and because the cool people are superior to him in every way.He tries to make a big show about it by jumping off a building to see if anyone will care when they don't and laugh when his ugly face hits the pavement.if he suceeds he goes to hell to burn for eternity and no one will attend his funeral.if he fails he will be arrestedand sent to prison where he'll get raped,beat up,stabed,tortured,and bullied for the rest of his pitiful existence.
loser:im gonna commit suicide!
cool people:jump jump jump jump!!!!
loser jumps and dies
cool people laugh,cheer, and make out
loser's funeral
no ones there
reverend:fuck this i'm gonna have sex with my hot wife
which this loser would never get.he's going to hell anyway.
school, days later
everything is better since that loser commited suicide

Suicide is funnier than all the best stand-up comedians combined.
suicide by loserh8r December 10, 2008